but who wins?

For a while, I just thought that the guys who live above me — The Daves — liked to vacuum a lot.  That constant, crescendoed whirring noice.  For days I’d go to bed to the sound of it and when I woke in the morning I could still hear it above my head.  It took me about a week before I realized they’d been playing some sort of race car video game.  I’ve found it helps me sleep if I imagine it’s a vacuum though.