but who wins?
For a while, I just thought that the guys who live above me — The Daves — liked to vacuum a lot. That constant, crescendoed whirring noice. For days I’d go to bed to the sound of it and when I woke in the morning I could still hear it above my head. It took me about a week before I realized they’d been playing some sort of race car video game. I’ve found it helps me sleep if I imagine it’s a vacuum though.