December 2009
19 posts
can't wait for cable at home
Karla: im watching man vs wild now and bear is trying to go get some honey from bees
bad idea, bear.
me: hahaha bears love honey!
Karla: yup just got stung on the forehead
dumb
me: hahaha
what else is on, anything good?
man I miss cable
Karla: oh man his entire face is blown up
wow
duuuumb
his eyes are swollen shut
good luck surviving now bear
how was the honey?
he looks asian
me: hahahaha
temperatures to flirt with zero tonight →
too bad zero is such a fucking prude.
the X-MEN love this american life →
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so that's why...
me: I am eating dates. they look like locusts. mmm.
mike: well, you're never going to get a man if you keep eating all your dates! HAHAHAHA
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but who wins?
For a while, I just thought that the guys who live above me — The Daves — liked to vacuum a lot. That constant, crescendoed whirring noice. For days I’d go to bed to the sound of it and when I woke in the morning I could still hear it above my head. It took me about a week before I realized they’d been playing some sort of race car video game. I’ve found it helps...
I wonder how many people make their header say “I’ll tumblr for ya.” Tempting, to be sure.
“Or, to put it in a more sinister way: everyone can dig a hole in a cemetery, but...”
– Margaret Atwood, from “Negotiating with the Dead”
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maybe I should switch back to lattes
me: do you like chai?
Joshua: I do, sometimes
me: because I love chai but I'm drinking some now and it's gross
Joshua: I apologize. That's too bad
me: which makes me think of all the other chai I've had that i've thought is gross
Joshua: You should not go to this bloc 11 place anymore then
me: which then makes me think "which chais do I actually like"
and I'm embarrassed to answer that I really only like starbucks chai
isn't that terrible?
Joshua: ... yep.
Joshua: That probably means you don't like chai.
me: haha
oh yeah →
Holed up in Bloc 11 Cafe in Union Square for the afternoon, pretending to be a writer.
I miss running
Well the tortoise may always win but it’s been my experience the hare has a bit more fun. Don’t you think?
SUDDEN MANHATTAN, Meaghan O'Connell →
meaghano:
poetry365:
“You should be in love,” he tells me We look at each other with guilt and turn away. (What revelations I suffer at your hands). Every time I cross the street I glance sidelong into traffic hoping you are in all of the cars. Behind me on the sidewalk people say hello And for days after, my heart stops. I turn around to look, brightening the way only a man who loved...
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the first date
[Nicole Cammorata]
Eight or nine motorcycles buzzing past, exhaust fumes flaming in her nostrils and smelling like summer nights on the go-kart track at Starland. *** “I get to drive,” she said. Her hair trailing behind her as they walked— an Achilles heel, a comet’s tail; all tangled and matted if the wind blew too hard. “You can drive,” he said, smiling, and...
the bang vs. the whimper
And I lay on your bed watching this okay movie and feeling utterly tortured — for two reasons. The first, because I love you and you don’t love me back and here I am in your room and on your bed and aside from your legs draped across my legs just now you never even touch me. The second, because for the hour and 45 minutes of which that film has been playing out on your Mac Pro screen...